Long time no update. I apologize for not spending more time whittling away my life on the keyboard, but I'm sure that none of you would enjoy reading about how many Pokémon I've leveled up today.

By the way, see this thing?


It will steal your life. Be warned.

This is the last time that I will apologize for not making an entry. I will make entries when I feel like making them. If I don't, then I won't. Plain and simple.

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COAC 2: Clean out your trunks!

Get your mind out of the gutter. I don't mean your shorts. Unless there's something going on down there that shouldn't be happening...oh gawd, what am I talking about? I need to get my own mind out of the gutter!

Moving on...

Does no one regularly use their car trunk anymore? It seems that whenever I take groceries out to people's cars, they often ask to have them placed, not in the trunk, but in the back seat, where they will inevitably smash into a million pieces on the floor.

Ok ma'am. So, you're telling me that, rather than making use of the
fine storage compartment in the back of your vehicle, you would rather dumpster-dive onto the floor, pick the bag out from under your seat, and brush off the dust & mold from your bruised oranges? M'kay. Whatever. It's your back you're throwing out of alignment, not mine.

Using the trunk must make too much sense...

I'm aware, however, that many times it's because the trunk is simply too full. I can understand if it was an uncommon instance where you legitimately needed the space, like if you went to Home Depot and picked up a big supply of potting soil, or if you shot one of your homies in the face and needed someplace to stash the body. Y'know, something like that. Naturally, the trunk space would probably be unavailable.

That's not what I'm referring to, though. I'm talking about the people who use their trunk like a storage shed and fill it up with crap that was originally purchased in 1979, and hasn't seen the light of day since. The people who carry around a crate full of motor oil or gasoline, just in case. The people who needlessly haul two spare tires. You know what I'm talking about.

If you fall into this category, go outside, pop the trunk, and gut it. Clean out everything that isn't essential and dump it in your garage, or if you don't have one, a landfill. Same difference.  It's amazing who much smoother your daily life will be if you actually have a consistently vacant storage space in your car.

So go do it. You, and the bagboy at your local grocery store, will be glad you did.

More later.

I am having a problem. I don't have a subscription to my journal form on my journal and I can't figure out how to do it. Can you help me. sisterjinx@tseekins.com :-?

You write very well, I love your writing style.
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